vince vaughn

Trending on the 14th of January 2020

LSU won the National Championship last night, tonight’s debate #sowhite, Trump takes more money away from the military, and the Houston Astros were not cheating in the way prescribed by MLB..

Cory Booker

Trending Monday January 13th 2020

Today Cory Booker doesn’t want to be president any more, which is too bad because if you are “it doesn’t really matter” if you lie to the American people, The Ravens choked again, and an appeals court tells a father that he must refer to his daughter as him.

gwyneth paltrow

Trending on Sunday January 12th 2020

The United States threatened to cut off Iraq’s bank account like it was a misbehaving step child, Jeopardy is pulling in bigger ratings than the Word Series, and Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a vagina candle.

Meek Mill

Trending on Jan. 8th 2020

Today President Trump did not attack 52 places in Iran but did say that Iran went on a terror spree paid for by Obama, Meek Mill proves yet again that he is a smart man, The Witcher outperformed The Madalorian, and thousands of businesses crash along with QuickBooks.

Mike Pompeo

Trending January 7th 2020

On the 7th of January Tehran retaliates with their missiles, the new PlayStation logo spells piss, Mike Pompeo won’t show us the money, and the Giants hire… Joe Judge?

Ricky Gervais Golden Globe Hero

Trending on January 6th 2020

Today, on the day that everyone has to go back to work after the holidays, is the biggest news day we have ever recorded over the last 372 days that we have tracked the news. I guess that is what happens when the President declares war on Twitter


Trending January 3rd 2020

On the 3rd day of 2020 WW3 is trending on Twitter, Iran promises to avenge Trump’s assassination of Soleimani, Chrissy Teigen humiliates Melania, and Troy Aikman thinks Jerry Jones should fire Jerry Jones…