The United States threatened to cut off Iraq’s bank account like it was a misbehaving step child, Jeopardy is pulling in bigger ratings than the Word Series, and Gwyneth Paltrow is selling a vagina candle.
Today America is distracted by College Football Bowl Games, Robert Kraft faces felony handjob charges, A Christian preacher opines about interracial marriage zoologically, and Little Rocket Man is winning?
The Raiders done kicked Mr. Big Chest off the damn team! How long until the Redskins try and sign him? In other news Joe Biden wants to be president but his eyes keep filling up with blood…